hello my name is Beatriz and im 400 swag



bagmilk:

sorry for replying in  0.2 seconds haha its not like i was waiting hahaha

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kawaiiaya:

x

wat.

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h0odrich:

mom: where are you going its almost midnight

me: out

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wtf is this my child like u kno we are married so im assuming this is my child 

when ur mom comes home early and u gotta change back from ur shark form QUICK

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